Sunday, April 27, 2008

hello public


you know, sometimes it actually hit me that i'm getting old. my mindset is no longer childish, although i do enjoy my sunday morning cartoons. my style has changed from the loud colors to a more subtle taste in dressing. and shopping for a whole day is becoming way to tiring for me.

well, i bet arthritis and alzheimer are just around the corner with the rate i'm aging.

nowadays, i much prefer a little bit of shopping paired with a lot of sitting down. sitting down watching a movie, sitting down and having drinks with friends, or just sitting down in a shopping while people watching with someone.

in a way i would say i long more for the connection rather than the interaction. if you get what i mean. its like a nice chat over scones and darjeeling feels far more real to me.


2 Kinds of Friends In Life


which brings me to a little conundrum about friends. like in life i feel like there's 2 types of friends. friends who'll remain friends till when you're old and then there's friends whom i would term seasonal friends. means something like people you make friends with because you're in the same situation, instituition, job, school and when you're no longer working together or seeing each other everyday, you dont keep in contact anymore.

as life pases by everyday i manage to separate between the 'lifetime friends' and the 'seasonal friends'. and i feel blessed to know that i have quite a few of 'lifetime friends'.


and i went out with a couple of them and needless to say i enjoyed myself.









these are people i can shop with and camwhore with anytime and anywhere. so we went present shopping for my mum's birthday and along the way, there's always a foto opportunity.







like creating Chanel advertisements.







probably one day there'll hire me to do an ad for them, just like claudia shiffer.










and while waiting for the salegirl to get the present i've chosen, once again, a camwhoring opportunity. you know sometimes i just cant help it. when a camera pops up i just go into camwhoring mode.






its so bad that i've been labelled The Ultimate Camwhore by my friends. go ahead and tell me who can be more camwhorible than me!







after all that hard work shopping for my mum's present, its always nice to ''chillax'' (chill + relax) over some drinks.






yet another camwhoring opportunity while waiting for the food to arrive. i cant help it, i know! LOL!







yummy sundaes and cake from Menotti.







what a nice way to end a good day.



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well, i guess thats it for this week's entry. pretty please click on the nuffnang advertisement at my right column.


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to the good life...


xoxo-alijoe

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Saturday, April 26, 2008

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xoxo-alijoe

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

hello public


ALI JOE GOES TO DBL O


it was one of my campmate's birthday bash and he had it as dbl o, a club at mohammed sultan road. i've always tried my best to avoid the area after hearing stories of the place being overrun by mats and minahs. i in no way would like to be associated with the ah bengs and ah lians of my malay community. but nevertheless since he wanted to do it there, i could possibly dig deep into my heritage and act the part of an ITE graduate.







initially i wanted my really best to fit in with the society there and dress like one of them. you know, the tapered jeans, topman sale item shirts, converse shoes, colored contacts and the ugly hairstyles done up with the really bad dye job.

but then i just couldnt find a nice pair of shoes to go with my Fred Perry checkered top. so i just decided to be myself and dress normally.







and then began the drinking frenzy!!









the vodka ribenas.







the flaming lambos. and of course many other drinks that i took sips of from jugs with unknown contents.








and after all that dancing, and mind you, i rocked the podium. LOL!!!, we got tired and decide to go outside for some fresh air.






the group pic of the night.



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of course those days of hardcore clubbing are long gone. i guess it was like a passing phase. nowadays, i prefer to spend my days on a leisurely afternoon out with some friends. but that doesnt mean i dont get that urge to club every now and then.

so the next day,

i spent a leisurely afternoon with my neighbour fara.






and the lack of pictures only meant that i had too much fun to take any fotos.



alright, i know this week's entry is rather short but i dont really have much free time to blog this weekend. was my mum's bday today and i spent the afternoon out with my family and now, i gotta rush to pack for camp.


less than 2 months to ORD.


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!




till the next time.


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xoxo-alijoe

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hello public


where did ALI JOE go this time?



find out shortly...






xoxo-alijoe

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

hello public

so i guess my name has been perpetually imprinted onto the Singapore's Hall Of Shame. yet another chui moment only contemplates when a raunchy video of me grinding with the boys at Play will leak onto the internet.

can you just imagine what people might say if they saw it?


"goodness!! look at his open pores, eye bags and his untrimmed eyebrows!! and daaaaamn, what the hell is that bitch wearing? that outfit is so Dolce and Gabanna circa spring/summer 2005!! is he trying to be vintage or smthing?!"


darlings, i dont wake up looking like elle macpherson everyday you know.


major sidetrack.


tsk tsk.


so what happened this time you ask?


you know how sometimes you see your friend from across the road and decides to wave and say hi.

yeah. well, so i saw a friend of mine one day in town. you know the part where you cross the road from ngee ann city to paragon. so i was waiting for the traffic light to go green, when i saw Daryl across road. so i waved at him. he didnt seem to wave back even though i managed eye contact.

well, i guess he didnt see my wave. so i gave an even more enthusiastic wave, frantically waving my fat arms.

and the friend i was with, asked me "how come your friend never wave back?''


so without hesistation, amidst the crowd, i manage to project my voice, sure enough that the would hear me calling him from the other side. and let out a huge, "DAAAAAARYLLLLLL!!!!"


did i mention i made the whole of orchard road turned to look at me in weird stares.




and so the lights turn green, i crossed the road. and as i was reaching closer to daryl who by now had this confused look on his face, and i whispered to my friend(the one walking with me)..


"oh fuck, that guy isnt daryl!! fuck fuck fuck!!"


so i increased my pace, made a quick detour and disappeared into the basement of paragon, whipped out my huge pair of Wayfarers from my Revoltage bag and started hyperventilating into a paper bag.

i damn well, made sure i remained in the basement of paragon for 2hours before i emerged into the open.





note to self: next time if i see a friend across the road, i'm gonna give them a call first, just to be sure.


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MAJOR sidetrack again.


today's entry is suppose to be about


Ali Joe Goes To The Library




what most of you might not know, i actually like to read. and it seriously goes beyond just vogue and vanity fair. i read actual books.


so i brought my friends, cecilia and jiafang, the library virgins into the wonderful world of books!











the girls were complaining that it was hard to read the titles of the book since they were vertical.







so we looked for books and guess what kind of books we found?







there was cooking.







bellydancing.







self help books like infertility, cometic surgery and menopause.







and learning about the birds and the bees were now waaaay easier and colorful. hopefully they'll come out with pop-up books on this topics soon.







and autobiograhies we can relate too, like "The Queen Of Fats"







the girls even managed to camwhore while i was looking for books.







and were highly amused by the Zara t-shirt i was wearing.







we really love visiting the library more now. but all the that usage of brain power has totally drain our energy so its time to hop off to swensens to recharge!







at swensens we were seated next to this really noisy bunch of aunties. they were siting at the same table but talked to each other like they were at the separate ends of swensens. so irritating!!!













and then the food came. and we gobbled the who thing up in seconds.







then i came up with a brilliant idea. lets play a game. its scissors paper stone and the loser had to eat this...







a cherry dipped in whipped cream and coated with salt and pepper.


and guess who lost?!







the cherry tasted like a midget's testicle. a midget that hasnt bathe in 7 years.








the girls feeling damn relieved and laughing at my misery. -__________________-


the stuff we do for fun. seriously retarded.


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alright thats it for this weekend's entry.


y'all take care...


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xoxo-alijoe

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

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Friday, April 11, 2008

hello public

i know i said i'm only gonna change my blog song every week, but after hearing this rendition of ''somewhere over the rainbow'' by jason castro, i simply had to put it up.

vote Jason Castro for American Idol!!!







*melts*




xoxo-alijoe

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Saturday, April 05, 2008

hello public

alright, lets do away with all the emo matters and return back again to my himbotic blonde pictorial entries.

weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

*skips while flipping hair from side to side*


i was out with some friends of mine yesterday and we started to discuss a certain topic.

in fact, a really TABOO one.


but then since it was amongst guys, it was okay to discuss the topic of...



Your Greatest Fantasy


now it doesnt necessarily need to be sexual. but still, after hearing all the usual fantasies of girls in uniforms, spanking, handcuffs and whatnot, it was then my turn to share my greatest fantasy.

so i gave it a thought for a while and then i blurt out...

"i wanna get locked in a shopping centre overnight. paragon to be specific."


*stunned looks from all the alpha males*


a few seconds and a couple of WTFs later, i tried to redeem myself with an explanation.


"wouldnt be exciting to just run wild into gucci, versace or prada and try on everything. then when i'm hungry, i can just skip to sushi tei (still wearing the clothes i tried on from gucci). accidentally spill soy sauce on the $5000 gucci suit. but thats okay cause i can just go back to prada and try on something else. then eat all the cakes from bakerzin and drink all the green tea frappucino from starbucks. spill something again and change to something from calvin klein this time round. and if i need to shit, i can just wipe my ass on a $9000 versace gown."


*more weird looks from all the alpha males as i start to speak faster and in a higher pitch due to an increase level of excitement."


"damn you're weird!"


and so, awkward silence filled the air for a little while as we continued to munch on our unagi burgers.


while i continue to secretly daydream about my greatest fantasy.




anyway. thank god all my friends arent so rigid alpha males. but once in a while i do manage to infect them with my himbotic blonde bug.


like danny who's love for the camera is so profound that its beyond me.







i met up with him at vivocity cause its been forever since i've been there.








and so the camwhoring begins. but not until i taught him the "Ali Joe Act Cute Number Pose".












i only did 1-6 cause i didnt wanna impart to him the WHOLE skill. i still have to keep some of the secrets of the Act Cute Number Pose.


and since danny was so willing enough to do the number pose with me and the keep me company to whole day, i decided to give him a kiss. KISSES in fact.








just look at the BIG grin on his face!! he likes it alright.


*blinks my fake shu uemera eyelashes*



alright. i've gotsa go pack my bag for camp once again. yet another guard duty on the weekend. sucky sucky. but hey, i just gotta tahan for another 2 months.

2 MORE MONTHS TO ORD!!!!


i cant wait to get out of the camo prints and khaki headdress. SO NOT MY COLOR.


*flicks hair*



till then, love ya and appreciate ya.



xoxo-alijoe

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Friday, April 04, 2008

hello public


standing in the middle of a highway
alone and hoping to hitch a ride
a car stopped
intentions uncertain
was it because i was along the way
or does sincerity really exist?


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today when i saw you
history flashed through my eyes
a glimmer,a sparkle
yet faint.

when i saw the person with you
what glimmered, what sparkled
ceased abrupt like an afternoon drizzle

the hand on yours
felt like jupiter on my shoulders
as gravity gleams with glee


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just ignore all the stupid shit above. just some thoughts that i decided to note down. i'm tired. national safari has been nothing less than a butthole. being in HQ isnt as easy it seems. i've been ultra busy with so many different task and having a demanding boss isnt helping either. my attempts of explaining to him the works of meritocracy only proved futile.

only 2 months to ord and everyone's being such an ass. doesnt mean that since i project the persona of blonde hair blue eyes, that everything i say should be taken as crap.


this strawberry scented candle is almost running out of wax.


i think its time for me to start playing the game.



its been a while.






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pictorial entry should be up by sunday morning.

till then,


xoxo-alijoe

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